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I strangled a shepherd trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a robin a blackbird a rat 🐀 a goose a coot a magpie a raccoon 🦝
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