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I strangled a shepherd trying to throw tomatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a crow a blackbird a pigeon a squirrel a koala 🐨 a coot a robin
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