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I strangled a shepherd trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a coot a robin a magpie a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a goose

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