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I strangled a shepherd trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a squirrel a crow a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a goose a blackbird a magpie a mouse 🐁

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