Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a shepherd trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a coot a goose a squirrel a crow

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.