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I strangled a shepherd trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a crow a coot a rat 🐀 a blackbird a pigeon a robin a koala 🐨 a magpie a duck 🦆
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