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I strangled a shepherd trying to throw bread at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a coot a crow a blackbird a robin a koala 🐨 a magpie
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