Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a farmer trying to throw noodles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crow a pigeon a blackbird a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a duck 🦆

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.