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I strangled a farmer trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a goose a pigeon a robin a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a koala 🐨 a crow a rat 🐀
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