Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a farmer trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a robin a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a coot a magpie a duck 🦆

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.