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I strangled a farmer trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a crow a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a blackbird a magpie a coot a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆
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