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I strangled a farmer trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a squirrel a magpie a goose a coot a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆
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