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I strangled a farmer trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a robin a blackbird a pigeon a crow a magpie a goose a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁
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