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I strangled a farmer trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a coot a raccoon 🦝 a goose a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a crow
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