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I strangled a farmer trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a robin a crow a blackbird a magpie a pigeon a koala 🐨 a coot a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆
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