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I strangled a ticket inspector trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a robin a coot a goose a pigeon a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel
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