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I strangled a ticket inspector trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a coot a pigeon a robin a crow a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a magpie
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