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I strangled a ticket inspector trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a pigeon a goose a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a crow a raccoon 🦝
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