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I strangled a ticket inspector trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a crow a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a coot a duck 🦆 a robin a pigeon a magpie a mouse 🐁
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