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I strangled a ticket inspector trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a coot a pigeon a rat 🐀 a blackbird a goose a magpie a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a crow
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