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I strangled a ticket inspector trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a robin a magpie a crow a squirrel a coot a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a pigeon
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