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I strangled a ticket inspector trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a magpie a goose a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a blackbird a coot a koala 🐨 a robin
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