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I strangled a ticket inspector trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a rat 🐀 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a coot a blackbird a koala 🐨

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