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I strangled a ticket inspector trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a coot a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a magpie a goose a robin
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