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I strangled a milkman trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a coot a magpie a pigeon a swan 🦢 a robin a goose a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁
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