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I strangled a milkman trying to throw Marmite at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a goose a rat 🐀 a coot a duck 🦆 a squirrel a blackbird a pigeon a magpie
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