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I strangled a milkman trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a goose a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a robin a crow a magpie a blackbird
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