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I strangled a milkman trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a crow a squirrel a magpie a coot a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a goose a koala 🐨 a robin
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