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I strangled a milkman trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a crow a coot a duck 🦆 a magpie a blackbird a rat 🐀 a robin
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