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I strangled a milkman trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a crow a robin a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a magpie a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆
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