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I strangled a milkman trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a magpie a pigeon a goose a robin a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a coot
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