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I strangled a milkman trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a magpie a pigeon a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a goose a coot a rat 🐀 a squirrel
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