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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a robin a coot a crow a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a goose
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