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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a goose a coot a robin
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