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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a swan 🦢 a squirrel a blackbird a goose a crow a duck 🦆 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a coot
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