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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a crow a pigeon a coot a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a magpie
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