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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a coot a blackbird a duck 🦆 a pigeon a goose a crow a rat 🐀 a magpie
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