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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a goose a crow a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀
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