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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a coot a robin a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a pigeon
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