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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a magpie a swan 🦢 a coot a goose a blackbird a crow a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀
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