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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a coot a duck 🦆 a crow a magpie a goose a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨
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