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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a crow a robin a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a goose a squirrel a magpie a duck 🦆 a blackbird
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