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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a magpie a robin a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a pigeon a coot a blackbird a koala 🐨 a crow
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