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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a robin a duck 🦆 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a coot a swan 🦢 a blackbird a goose a magpie
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