Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Superhero

I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a magpie a swan 🦢 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a coot a mouse 🐁 a robin a duck 🦆
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.