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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a goose a rat 🐀 a crow a swan 🦢 a pigeon a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a coot
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