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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a pigeon a goose a coot a rat 🐀 a magpie a duck 🦆 a squirrel a crow a raccoon 🦝
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