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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a crow a magpie a pigeon a robin a squirrel a coot
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