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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a goose a robin a magpie a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a pigeon
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