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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw yoghurt at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a goose a magpie a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a crow a raccoon 🦝 a coot
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