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I strangled a taxi driver trying to throw bananas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a goose a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a coot a duck 🦆 a crow
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