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I strangled a train driver trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a mouse 🐁 a goose a coot a squirrel a swan 🦢 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a robin a pigeon
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