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I strangled a train driver trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a robin a pigeon a magpie a squirrel a crow a koala 🐨
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