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I strangled a train driver trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a coot a squirrel a blackbird a rat 🐀 a crow a pigeon a robin a raccoon 🦝
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