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I strangled a train driver trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a goose a coot a pigeon
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