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I strangled a train driver trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a magpie a swan 🦢 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a goose a pigeon a rat 🐀

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