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I strangled a train driver trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a crow a blackbird a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a coot a robin
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